Wattsamattau Insomnia Club,another chance!

[Chris]

We are going to go for it again...what you ask,well it seems that we only have 5 members right now.  That does not even hardly make a seedy card game,eh?

Your radio station still needs your support.  We are willing to stay up and make fools of ourselves again,just for you.  Friday March 12th from 8pm to 1 a.m. you have a chance to join The Almost Official Wattsamattau Insomnia Club by pledging your hard earned dollars.

Pledge levels are-
$24 or less gets you a spin on the wheel of cheap and thoughtful gifts,and a membership club card with the insomnia club

$25 will get you a membership card,newsletter(one collector issue,unless this catches on then never mind there will be more),and a bumper sticker

$50 or more will grant you the works!  A membership card,newsletter,bumper sticker,a stuffed animal to help you sleep that I promise to personally pick out just for you,a do not disturb sign for nap times,and a surprise gift.

oh my what fun,eh?  Call us!   Pledge,make requests(for music),and we shall grow our club from a small yet powerful group to a large and sleepless party.  Think of the possiblities...Why,we could have a password,or a handshake.  So cool in a why can't I sleep,but my cool factor has risen way.

please,for got to say that. 
achris your music soup waitress